Wednesday 22nd August 2018 - 00:43:07 

The Life Science Examination

 

A not necessarily well-prepared student sat in his life science classroom, staring at a question on the final exam paper. The question directed:

"Give seven advantages of breast milk".

What to write? He sighed, and began to scribble whatever came into his head, hoping for the best:

1. Always at the right temperature and no need to boil.
2. It is inexpensive and always available.
3. Never goes sour.
4. It is perfect formula for the child.
5. It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6. It provides immunity against several diseases.

So far so good - maybe. But the exam demanded a final seventh answer. Again, what to write? Once more, he sighed. He frowned. He scowled, then sighed again.

Suddenly, he brightened. He grabbed his pen, and triumphantly, he scribbled his definitive answer:

7. Available in attractive containers of varying sizes.

He received an 'A'.

Update:
Another student also received an 'A', she answered:
7. It comes in two attractive containers and it's high enough off the ground where the cat can't get it.



Life Science Examination




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Quotes for Today:

Women don't try as hard as men during sex; after all, they don't fall asleep afterwards.
 


Women will never be equal to men Until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
 


You can't get there from here.
 





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