Wednesday 21st November 2018 - 19:14:40 

The Lobster And The Crab

 

Once upon a time there was a lobster named Larry and a sand crab named Sam who were fantastic musicians on the disco circuit.

They jammed for many years until one night, after a gig and a few beers, they stepped out of a club and were run down and killed by a Mack truck.

Larry the Lobster goes to heaven and Sam the Sand Crab goes to hel_l.

One day Larry says to St. Peter, "I sure miss my old buddy Sam, I hear he has his own disco down there. Do you think I could go visit him and jam some, just one more time?"

St. Peter says, "I think you can have a one time, one-evening pass to hel_l to jam with Sam." Larry is elated and asks St. Peter for an instrument. "All we have in Heaven are harps," he says. Larry the Lobster shrugs and says, "That will just have to do!"

So Larry goes off to hel_l and has a fantastic time. He and Sam jam all night, just like the old days. When he comes back and sees St. Peter, he thanks him profusely for the pass. But St. Peter just looks at Larry funny and asks him, "Aren't you forgetting something?"

Larry thinks for a second, then smacks his forehead and says ...

"I left my harp in Sand Crabs Disco."

Quotes for Today:

Always remember you're unique, just like everyone else.
 


And God said 'Let there be light'. But then the program crashed because he was trying to access the 'light' property of a NULL universe pointer.
 


And remember...
Any time you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90 per cent probability you'll get it wrong.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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