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The Lonely Frog

 

A lonely frog calls a psychic hotline and asks what his future holds.

His personal psychic adviser tells him, "You are going to meet a young girl who will want to know everything about you."

The frog is excited about the news. "That's great! Will I meet her at a party?" he croaks.

"No," says the psychic. "In biology class."

Quotes for Today:

The robbed that smiles, steals something from the thief.” ~
William Shakespeare, Othello 


The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
George Bernard Shaw, Irish literary critic, playwright and essayist (1856-1950)  


The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.
Gilbert Chesterton (1874-1936) 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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