Saturday 18th August 2018 - 22:54:40 

The Magic Of Slot Machines

 

I was on vacation, playing the slot machines. It was my first time in a casino, and I wasn't sure how the machines operated.

"Excuse me", I said to a casino employee. "How does this work"?

The worker showed me how to insert a bill, hit the spin button, and operate the release handle.

"And where does the money come out" I asked?

He smiled and motioned to a far wall before saying, "Usually at the ATM".

Quotes for Today:

If it wasn't for the last minute, nothing would get done.
 


If random wit was easy then we wouldnt need Comedians.
 


If the going gets easier, you might be going downhill.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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