The Merit Badge
"Back ladies, back" cried the leader, "There's a very dangerous beast out there"!
But it was too late, several of her charges had more or less seen all.
They asked their leader what was happening.
"Well, if you... er... must know, they were practising a brand new form of artificial respiration".
"WOW" exclaimed the oldest of the group! "I know which merit badge I'm gonna try for next".