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The Morning After


An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.

Next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.

"Damn," says the ant, "one night of passion and I spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"

Quotes for Today:

If you've got nothing nice to say, what the hell is wrong with you!?!

Impossible is just someone's opinion

Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings'.

This can save your bacon


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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