The Morning After

Saturday 2nd July 2022 - 01:02:13

An ant and an elephant share a night of romance.

Next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead.

"Damn," says the ant, "one night of passion and I spend the rest of my life digging a grave!"

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Quotes for Today:: If you've got nothing nice to say, what the hell is wrong with you!?!; Impossible is just someone's opinion; Impotence: Nature's way of saying 'No hard feelings'.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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