The Naked Man And The Little Old Lady
The receptionist immediately rushed up to the old lady's room. "Where is he" she asked?
"He's over there," replied the little old lady, pointing to an apartment building opposite the hotel.
The receptionist looked over and could see a man with no shirt on, moving around his apartment.
"It's probably a man who's getting ready to go to bed," she said reassuringly. "And how do you know he's naked, you can only see him from the waist up"?
"The dresser" screamed the old lady! "Try standing on the dresser"!