The New Shiny Black Patent Leather Shoes

A guy gets a new job so he goes and buys himself a suit and a pair of shiny black patent leather shoes. Then he decides to go dancing.

He's dancing with a girl, he looks down at his shiny new black patent leather shoes, looks back at her, and says, "I don't like girls who wear polka dot panties".

She says, "How do you know I'm wearing polka dot panties"?

He says, "I can see them in my shiny new black patent leather shoes".

He's dancing with another girl, he looks down at his shiny new black patent leather shoes, looks back at her, and says, "I like girls who wear white lace underwear".

She says, "How do you know I'm wearing white lace underwear"?

He says, "I can see them in my shiny new black patent leather shoes".

He's dancing with another girl, he looks down at his shiny new black patent leather shoes, looks back at her...looks down at his shiny new black patent leather shoes, looks back at her...and says, "What do you have on under that dress"?

She says, "Nothing".
He says, "Whew...I thought I had a crack in my shiny new black patent leather shoes".