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The New Shiny Black Patent Leather Shoes

 

A guy gets a new job so he goes and buys himself a suit and a pair of shiny black patent leather shoes. Then he decides to go dancing.

He's dancing with a girl, he looks down at his shiny new black patent leather shoes, looks back at her, and says, "I don't like girls who wear polka dot panties".

She says, "How do you know I'm wearing polka dot panties"?

He says, "I can see them in my shiny new black patent leather shoes".

He's dancing with another girl, he looks down at his shiny new black patent leather shoes, looks back at her, and says, "I like girls who wear white lace underwear".

She says, "How do you know I'm wearing white lace underwear"?

He says, "I can see them in my shiny new black patent leather shoes".

He's dancing with another girl, he looks down at his shiny new black patent leather shoes, looks back at her...looks down at his shiny new black patent leather shoes, looks back at her...and says, "What do you have on under that dress"?

She says, "Nothing".
He says, "Whew...I thought I had a crack in my shiny new black patent leather shoes".

Quotes for Today:

Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you too can become great.
Mark Twain 


Keep smiling - it makes people wonder what you’ve been up to.” ~
Author Unknown 


Life deals you a hand, play it the best you can. If you cant win with whats been given, you've gotta bluff it!
 

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