Saturday 22nd September 2018 - 10:07:24 

The Old Gentleman Walks Into A Bar

 

An elderly gentleman walked into a bar.

He was very well dressed and even had a flower in his lapel. Perfectly groomed white hair.

He sits down next to a old lady, also good looking for her age, and says "So tell me, do I come here often"?

Quotes for Today:

All travel has its advantages. If the traveller visits better countries, he may learn to improve his own; and if fortune carries him to worse, he may learn to enjoy his own.
Samuel Johnson  


All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
 


Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
Martin Golding (citation tnx to chads2k2) 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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