Tuesday 14th August 2018 - 17:17:44 

The Other Mills

 

Lowell, Massachusetts, is an old New England Mill town. Many of the Mills have been declared National Historical Sites and are included in a Federal Park.

The problem was what to do with the other mills, and how to attract more tourists to the area.

One bright young marketer pointed out that Germans like to travel with their dogs, and this was difficult in the U.S. "Why not make the mills into canine hotels?" he suggested.

The plan was adopted on a trial basis, but not without some skepticism.

Several months later, the skeptics approached the young man to ask how the experiment was going.

"Just listen!" he said, ... "The Mills are alive with the hounds of Munich!"

Quotes for Today:

Software is like SEX it’s better when it’s FREE
Linus Torvald 


Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.
 


Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

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