The Paratrooper

A young man joined the paratroopers. After a great deal of training, he finally went to take his first jump from a plane. The next day, he called his father to tell him the news.

"So, did you jump?" his dad asked.

"Well, we got up in the plane, and the sergeant opened the door up and asked for volunteers. About a dozen men got up and just walked out of the plane!"

"Is that when you jumped?" asked the father.

"Um, not yet.

Then the sergeant started to grab the other men and throw them out the door."

"Did you jump then?" asked the father.

"No. I was the last man left on the plane. I told the sergeant that I was too scared to jump. He told me to jump or he'd kick my arse."

"So, did you jump?".

"Not then. He tried to push me out, but I held onto the door. Finally the Jump Master called me over and said "Boy, are you gonna jump or not?" I said, "No, sir. I'm too scared."

So the Jump Master took his penis out. It was 10 inches long and as big as a cricket bat! He said, Either you jump or I'm sticking this little baby up your arse."

So, did you jump?" asked the father.

"Well, a little, at first."