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The Pearl Necklace Gift

 

A young woman was taking an afternoon nap. After she woke up, she told her husband, "I just dreamed, that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means"?

"I promise, that you will know tonight, my love" he said.

That evening, the man came home a little late from work with a small package and gave it to his eager wife with a smile.

She was brimming with anticipation as she unwrapped the thoughtful gift.

After removing the rose colored gift wrap she discovered a book entitled....

"The meaning of dreams"!!!


...on the sofa again :(

Quotes for Today:

All generalizations are false.
 


All travel has its advantages. If the traveller visits better countries, he may learn to improve his own; and if fortune carries him to worse, he may learn to enjoy his own.
Samuel Johnson  


All wiyht. Rho sritched mg kegtops awound?
 


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This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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