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The Pet Shop

 

A little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep wittle wabiths?"

And the shopkeeper gets down one his knees, so that he's on her level, and sks, "Do you want a wittle white wabby or a soft and fuwwy bwack wabby?"

She in turn puts her hands on her knees, bends forward and says, "I don't fink my pyfon gives a fuck."

Quotes for Today:

The ability to speak doesn't make you intelligent !
 


The covers of this book are too far apart.
Ambrose Bierce (1842-1913) 


The difference in golf and government is that in golf you can't improve your lie.
George Deukmejian  

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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