Monday 20th August 2018 - 08:22:56 

The Pope And Obama At The Baseball Game

 

After their meeting at the United Nations they attended a baseball game. Neither intended missing an opportunity to speak to the enormous crowd so each decided to say a few words before the start of the game.

The Pope and Obama were not exactly getting along well and while on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of the enormous crowd, the Pope leans towards Mr. Obama and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice"!

Obama replied, "I seriously doubt that! With just one little wave of your hand....Show me"!

So the Pope backhanded Obama and knocked him completely off the stage!

The crowd roared and cheered wildly and there was much rejoicing and happiness throughout the land!

Quotes for Today:

One way to keep momentum going is to constantly have greater goals.
Michael Korda  


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Albert Einstein 

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