The Primary School Counsellor
The boy said he was.
A little while later, however, she noticed the boy was still in the same spot and still by himself.
Approaching again, Sandy said, "Would you like me to be your friend?"
The boy hesitated, then said, "Okay," looking at the woman suspiciously.
Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked, "Why are you standing here all by yourself?"
"Because," the little boy said, "I'm the fooking goalie!"