"So, what did you name the ranch"? asked his best friend when he flew out to visit.
"We had a heck of a time", admitted the new cowboy. "Couldn't agree on anything. We finally settled on the Double R Lazy L Triple Horseshoe Bar-7 Lucky Diamond Ranch".
"Wow!" his friend was impressed. "So, where are all your cows"?
"None of 'em survived the branding".