The Reason

Thursday 22nd August 2019 - 01:09:50

At a session with a marriage counselor, the wife snapped at her husband:
"That's not true I do so enjoy sex!"

Then, turning to the counselor, she explained: "But this animal expects it four or five times a year!"

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Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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