Saturday 31st October 2020 - 12:40:19 

The Scot Watching His First American Baseball Game

 

A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run....run!

The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!

A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!

The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up
yelling R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!

All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.

A friendly fan, sensing his embarassment whisper, He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls.

After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, Walk with pr-r-ride man!

Quotes for Today:

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut 


Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) said when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.
Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) 


Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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