The Scot Watching His First American Baseball Game
The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!
A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!
The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up
yelling R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!
All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused.
A friendly fan, sensing his embarassment whisper, He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls.
After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, Walk with pr-r-ride man!