The Stay Of Execution
governor had failed and he was feeling tired and depressed.
As soon as he got through the door his wife started on about, "What time of night do you call this? Where have
you been?" and on and on.
Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he went and poured himself a very large whisky and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub, pursued by her predictable, sarcastic remarks.
While he was in the bath the phone rang, which the wife answered and was told that her husband's client had
been granted his stay of execution after all. Realizing what a day he must have had, she relented a little and
went upstairs to give him the good news.
As she opened the bathroom door she was greeted by the sight of her husband's rear view as he bent over
naked drying his legs and feet.
"They're not hanging Wright tonight," she said.
The attorney whirled around and screamed hysterically,
"For crying out loud, Woman! Don't you ever stop?"