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The Stowaway


A depressed young woman from Newcastle was so desperate that she decided to end her life by throwing herself into the Tyne. When she went down to the docks, a handsome young sailor noticed her tears and took pity on her.

"Look, you've got a lot to live for," he said. "I'm off to America in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on my ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food every day." Moving closer, he slipped his arm around her shoulder and added, "I'll keep you happy, and you can keep me happy."

The girl agreed - what did she have to lose.

That night, the sailor brought her aboard and hid her in a lifeboat. From then on, every night he brought her three sandwiches and a piece of fruit and they made passionate love until dawn.

Three weeks later during a routine search, the captain discovered her. "What are you doing here?" the captain asked.

"I have an arrangement with one of the sailors," she explained. "He's taking me to America, and he's feeding me," she said.

"What are you doing for him?" enquired the captain.

"He's screwing me,' said the girl.

"He certainly is,' replied the captain. "This is the North Shields ferry."

Quotes for Today:

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place.
George Bernard Shaw, Irish literary critic, playwright and essayist (1856-1950)  

The thing I hate about an argument is that it always interrupts a discussion.
Gilbert Chesterton (1874-1936) 

The truth is out there? Does anyone know the URL?

This can save your bacon


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

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