Wednesday 11th December 2019 - 02:39:17 

The Stroke

 

While visiting his niece, an elderly man had what was apparently a stroke. The woman drove wildly to get him to the emergency room.

After what seemed like a very long wait, the E.R. doctor appeared, wearing his scrubs and a long face.

Sadly, he said, "I'm afraid that your uncle's brain is dead, but his
heart is still beating."

"Oh, dear," cried the woman, her hands clasped against her cheeks with shock. "We've never had a Democrat in the family before!" laugh.gif

Quotes for Today:

If you can learn before hand then there is no need to waste time making mistakes.
JustJooz 


If you can't be happy where you are, it's a cinch you can't be happy where you ain't.
 


If you don't find it in the Index,look very carefully through the entire catalogue.
Consumer's Guide, Sears, Roebuck and Co. (1897) 

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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