Wednesday 12th May 2021 - 06:56:16 

The Tough Lumberjack


A lumber jack was rushed to the hospital after cutting himself badly.

The doctor told the nurse to prepare a dose of pain killer.

"Don't bother Doc", said the man. "I've been through a lot worse".

"More painful than this" the doctor asked?

"I'll tell you about the second most painful accident I ever had. I was working in the woods one day and had to take a crap so I dropped my pants and squatted down without looking. I tripped a bear trap and BAM, the thing snapped shut on my balls"!

The doctor winced and said "That's terrible. But if that's only the second, what could be worse"?

The lumber jack replied, "When I jumped up, started to run and came to the end of that chain"!

Quotes for Today:

Search for the positive and you shall find it. Search for the negative and you shall find it. You will always find and often become what you are searching for.

Seasonal Greetings

Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: 'Buy one dog, get one flea...'

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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