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The Ultimate Beer Goggles

 





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This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

To get Maximum Enjoyment from Life Take Big Bites. Moderation is for the Monks.
 


To speak ill of others is a dishonest way of praising ourselves...let us be above such transparent egotism
Will Durant 


Today, give a stranger one of your smiles. It might be the only sunshine he sees all day.
H. Jackson Brown, Jr. 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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