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The Very Tired Nurse's Rectal Thermometer

 

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse and tries to write with it.

When she realizes her mistake, she looks at the flabbergasted teller and without missing a beat, she says:

'Well, that's great....that's just great.... Some asshole's got my pen'!

Quotes for Today:

I am not young enough to know everything.
Oscar Wilde (1854-1900) 


I deserve someone who likes me for who I am pretending to be.
Arj Barker  


I do know everything, just not all at once. It's a virtual memory problem.
 


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This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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