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The Veterinarian


Veggy one

Veggie two
One Sunday, in counting the money in the weekly offering, the Pastor of a small church found a pink envelope containing $1,000. It happened again the next week!

Veggy three
The following Sunday, he watched as the offering was collected and saw an elderly woman put the distinctive pink envelope on the plate. This went on for weeks until the pastor, overcome by curiosity, approached her.

"Ma'am, I couldn't help but notice that you put $1,000 a week in the collection plate," he stated.

Veggy four
"Why yes," she replied, "every week my son sends me money and I give some of it to the church."

The pastor replied, "That's wonderful. But $1000 is a lot, are you sure you can afford this? How much does he send you?"
Veggy five
The elderly woman answered, "$10,000 a week."
Veggy six

The pastor was amazed. "Your son is very successful; what does he do for a living?"

"He is a veterinarian," she answered.
Veggy seven

"That's an honorable profession, but I had no idea they made that much money," the pastor said. "Where does he practice?"
Veggy eight

The woman answered proudly, "In Nevada .. He has two cat houses, one in Las Vegas , and one in Reno '
Veggy nine

This can save your bacon

Quotes for Today:

Freaking intolerant BS! (man does intolerance piss me off!)

Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat drinking beer all day.

Give me ambiguity or give me something else.

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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