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The Voice .......

 

A man was walking in the street when he heard a voice. "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you".

The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.

He went on, and after awhile he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted: "Stop! Stand still! If you take one more step a car will run over you and you will die".

The man did as he was instructed, just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.

"Where are you" the man asked? "Who are you"?

"I am your guardian angel", the voice answered.

"Oh yeah"? the man asked. "And where the heck were you when I got married"?

Quotes for Today:

Guess, how to make your dreams come true.... Wake Up!!!
 


Happiness is an empty sac!
 


Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
 

This can save your bacon
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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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