Sunday 2nd January 2022 - 15:13:10 

The Way To Go...


...after living a long life.

A tough old cowboy from south Texas told his grandson if he wanted to live a long life the secret was to puta pinch of gun powder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this this every day To The age of 103 when he finally died.

He left behind 14 children, 30 grand kids, 45 great grand kids, 25 great great-grand kids and a fifteen foot crater where the crematorium used to be!

Kinda makes ya just a little weepy eyed.

Quotes for Today:

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance

Life must be dedicated to a destiny, in order to have a meaning.
Jose Ortega Y Gasset 

Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, martini in one hand, hamburger in the other, body used up, worn out and screaming GERONIMO! What a Ride!

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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