The Wedding Night
The highly religious young man entered his wedding chamber
and was shocked to find his new young bride awaiting him,
spread-eagle and naked on their bed.
"My dear!" he exclaimed, "I expected to find you beside our
bed and on your knees!"
"OK," she said, obediently changing positions, "but I always
get the hiccups when I screw in that position."
and was shocked to find his new young bride awaiting him,
spread-eagle and naked on their bed.
"My dear!" he exclaimed, "I expected to find you beside our
bed and on your knees!"
"OK," she said, obediently changing positions, "but I always
get the hiccups when I screw in that position."