Monday 24th September 2018 - 20:12:41 

The Wedding Night

 

The highly religious young man entered his wedding chamber
and was shocked to find his new young bride awaiting him,
spread-eagle and naked on their bed.

"My dear!" he exclaimed, "I expected to find you beside our
bed and on your knees!"

"OK," she said, obediently changing positions, "but I always
get the hiccups when I screw in that position."

Quotes for Today:

English cuisine and English women - the foundation of a great seafarer nation!
 


Error: Sector not found -- search behind couch? (Y/N)
 


Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
 

This can save your bacon

¯\_(ツ)_/¯




The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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