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The Wife's Telephone Number

 

A newly married husband saved his wife's number on his mobile as "My life"

After one year of marriage he changed the number to "My Wife"

After 2 years of marriage he changed the number to "Home"

After 5 years of marriage he changed the number to "Hitler"

After 10 years of marriage he changed the number to "Wrong Number"

Quotes for Today:

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
 


Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?
Benny Hill 


Having only modest talent is no excuse for not using it. Think what the morning would be like if only talented birds sang!
Anonymous 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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