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Noahs ark


Everything I need to know about life, I learned from Noah's Ark.

One :
Don't miss the boat.

Two :
Remember that we are all in the same boat.

Three :
Plan ahead. It wasn't raining when Noah built the Ark.

Four :
Stay fit. When you're 600 years old, someone may ask you to do something really big.

Five :
Don't listen to critics; just get on with the job that needs to be done.

Six :
Build your future on high ground.

Seven :
For safety sake, travel in pairs.

Eight :
Speed isn't always an advantage. The snails were on board with the cheetahs.

Nine :
When you're stressed, float a while...

Ten :
Remember, the Ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic by professionals.

Eleven:
No matter the storm, when you believe, there's always a rainbow waiting.


Wasn't that nice?


Email from: Howard :)


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This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

Freaking intolerant BS! (man does intolerance piss me off!)
 


Give a man a fish and he'll eat for a day. Teach a man to fish and he'll sit in a boat drinking beer all day.
 


Give me ambiguity or give me something else.
 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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