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There Was A Guy In The Bar Drooling Over A Pretty Young Thing

 

A guy is sitting in a bar, absolutely drooling at a pretty young thing in her short, pink mini-dress. Using the time-honored icebreaker, he sends her a drink.

"How lucky am I," he thinks, as she gets up to come sit next to him. They strike up a wonderful conversation.

Finally the girl turns to him and says, "Look, you seem like a really nice guy, so I have to tell you that I'm a working girl. I get two hundred dollars for what you think you'll ply out of me with liquor."

He replies, "I have no problem with the money but, since you were so straight forward I must tell you that when I come, I go nuts. I bite, scratch, kick, punch, pull hair, break furniture and just plain destroy the place."

"Oh my God! How long does that last" she asked?

"Just until I get my two hundred bucks back," he replied

Quotes for Today:

Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
 


Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?
Benny Hill 


Having only modest talent is no excuse for not using it. Think what the morning would be like if only talented birds sang!
Anonymous 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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