Monday 16th July 2018 - 17:47:51 

There Were Two Canaries That Lived In A Cage

 

Once upon a time there were two canaries in a cage. Naturally, one was male and the other female.

After many months, the male decided to meet the female. So he scooted over to her side of the cage and said, "Since we're in this together, why don't I move over to your side of the cage! "

The female canary replied, "No, thanks!"

So he went back to his side but found he could stay there no longer. Once again, he moved to her side of the cage. This time he asked, "I am sorry I was to forward the first time. Why don't we get to know each other first."

Again, she replied, "No, thanks!"

Resigning himself to return to his side of the cage, he languished about for a bit then made one final effort. He went halfway across the cage and stated, "Well, could we at least talk? "

This time she replied, "Oh, I am so sorry I have been so mean. You see I just learned I have a canarial disease called, 'Chirpies' and I hear it is untweetable."

Quotes for Today:

Better to keep your mouth shut and let people think you`re stupid rather than open your mouth and prove it!!
 


Blind Faith in Bad Leaders is not Patriotism.
 


Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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