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This Poem Of The Year

 

This poem was nominated poem of 2005 for the best poem, written by an African kid........

When I born, I Black,
When I grow up, I Black,
When I go in Sun, I Black,
When I scared, I Black,
When I sick, I Black,
And when I die, I still black..
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And you White fella,.....
When you born, you Pink,
When you grow up, you White,
When you go in Sun, you Red,
When you cold, you Blue,
When you scared, you Yellow,
When you sick, you Green,
And when you die, you Gray.
And you calling me Colored ??

Quotes for Today:

I earn a seven-figure salary. Unfortunately, there's a decimal point involved.
 


I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
Thomas Jefferson 


I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
 


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This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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