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This Will Surprise My Wife

 

My wife and I had a huge row last night, she called me gullible and said I was "financially irresponsible."

I can't wait to see her face when I tell her I've just won the Nigerian lottery.

Quotes for Today:

Consistency is the last refuge of the unimaginative.
Oscar Wilde 


cthread. cthread_fork(). Fork, thread, fork!
 


Deja Moo: The feeling you've heard this bullshit before.
 


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This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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