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Three Big Bad Bikers And The Trucker

 

Three Big Bad Bikers went into a roadside Truck Stop and went up to an older gentleman at the counter who was having his breakfast.

The first biker took out his cigar and dropped it into the man's coffee.

He didn't say a word and resumed eating his breakfast.

The second biker tipped over his glass of orange juice.

Still no reaction.

The third ugly guy dumped the guy's plate of bacon and eggs on the floor.

The little old man got up without saying a word, paid his bill and left the cafe.

"He wasn't much of a man was he?" questioned the leader of the pack.

"No," said the waitress, "and not much of a truck driver either. He just ran over three Harleys in the parking lot."

Quotes for Today:

When women kiss it always reminds me of prize fighter shaking hands.
 


Whenever you are depressed and think that you've lost, remember you are the same sperm that once won the battle To survive among millions of your kind.
 


Why do men fart more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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