Three Drunks Fall into a Taxi

Sunday 1st October 2023 - 02:37:45

The taxi driver seeing that they were so wasted when they got in, he just switched on the engine and switched it off, and said we are here.

The first guy gave him money, second guy said thanks, but the third guy slapped him.

The taxi driver was stunned because he was hoping that none of them would have realized the car hadn't move an inch. So what was that for, he asked.

Don't drive so bloody fast next time, you almost killed us.

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Three Drunks Fall Into A Taxi