Wednesday 21st November 2018 - 04:18:48 

Three Men Commit Suicide By Jumping Off The Top Of A Building

 

Three men, an Scot, and an English man and a sumo wrestler were going to commit suicide by jumping of the top of a building.

The Scot jumped off and shouted ''God save Scotland !'

The English man jumped off and shouted ''God Save England!'

The Sumo wrestler jumped off and shouted ''God save the person who I land on!''




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Quotes for Today:

Nice guys never finish anything; they are too busy worrying about who they will offend.
 


Nine out of ten people think they are above average. The rest are in therapy.
 


Not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing!
 

This can save your bacon

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