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Three Nuns At The Rugby Match

 

Three nuns were attending a Rugby League Grand Final in Brisbane.

Three men were sitting directly behind. Because their habits were partially
blocking the view, the men decided to badger the nuns hoping that they'd get
annoyed enough to move to another area..



In a very loud voice, the first guy said, "I think I'm going to move to
Sydney ... There are only 100 nuns living there.."



Then the second guy spoke up and said, "I want to go to Tasmania .. There
are only 50 nuns living there.."



The third guy said, "I want to go to New Zealand ... There are only 25 nuns
living there..."



One of the nuns turned around, looked at the men, and in a sweet, calm
voice said, "Why don't you go to hell? There aren't any nuns there!"


Dedicated to: Stickman


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This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have.
Thomas Jefferson 


I got a sweater for Christmas. I really wanted a screamer or a moaner.
 


I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
 


The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

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