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Three Professionals Discussing The Oldest Profession

 

A doctor, a civil engineer, and a consultant were arguing about which was the oldest profession in the world.

The doctor remarked, ?Well, in the Bible, it says that God created Eve from a rib taken out of Adam. This clearly required surgery, and so I can rightly claim that mine is the oldest profession in the world?.

The civil engineer interrupted, and said, ?But even earlier in the book of Genesis, it states that God created the order of the heavens and the earth from out of the chaos. This was the first and certainly the most spectacular application of civil engineering. Therefore, mine is the oldest profession in the world?.

The consultant leaned back in his chair, smiled, and then said confidently, ?Ah, but who do you think created the chaos??

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I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again.
 


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