Wednesday 21st November 2018 - 19:37:50 

Three Reasons To Abstain

 

A guy kept propositioning his girl friend and she kept refusing. He used all of the usual arguments, plus a few new ones, but to no avail.

In a last desperate bid, he threw the whole book at her. "Listen, honey," he pleaded, "We're in love and soon we will be married. And in the eyes of God I'm sure we are already man and wife. Really now, I don't think you can give me on good reason why we should wait".

She replied that she could think of three good reasons.

1. "I'm a good decent girl".
2. "We are not married till we see the preacher".
3. "Besides, it always gives me a headache".




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Quotes for Today:

In theory, there is no difference between theory and practice. But, in practice, there is.
Jan L.A. van de Snepscheut 


Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) said when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.
Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) 


Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
 

This can save your bacon

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