Three Reasons To Abstain
In a last desperate bid, he threw the whole book at her. "Listen, honey," he pleaded, "We're in love and soon we will be married. And in the eyes of God I'm sure we are already man and wife. Really now, I don't think you can give me on good reason why we should wait".
She replied that she could think of three good reasons.
1. "I'm a good decent girl".
2. "We are not married till we see the preacher".
3. "Besides, it always gives me a headache".