Thursday 13th December 2018 - 22:15:39 

Three Vampires In A Bar

 

Three vampires walk into a bar and order drinks.

The first vampire asks for blood.

The second vampire asks for blood.

The third vampire asks for some hot water.

The bartender is baffled. "Why don't you want blood like everyone else"?

"Because", says the third vampire, pulling out a USED tampon, "I'm making tea".

Quotes for Today:

Seasonal Greetings
 


Sign in a Chinese Pet Store: 'Buy one dog, get one flea...'
 


Silence is the element in which great things fashion themselves together; that at length they may emerge, full-formed and majestic, into the delights of life, which they are thenceforth to rule.
Thomas Carlyle 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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