Tuesday 18th September 2018 - 22:48:10 

Today’s Inspirational Lesson

 

Never irritate a woman who can operate a backhoe...



Never irritate a woman who can use a backhoe


Thus endeth the lesson.



Women are Angels... and when someone breaks their wings...they simply continue to fly....on a broomstick.


They are flexible like that.







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This can save your bacon
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Quotes for Today:

Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra. Suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night the ice weasles come.
 


Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
 


Men are like Snowstorms; You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Serine 





The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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