Tuesday 17th July 2018 - 18:49:56 

Top 10 Signs That A Computer Is Owned By A Harley Rider:

 

  1. The monitor & CPU have been repainted orange and black.

  2.   System sound effects now play a Harley kicking over when a program starts.

  3.   There's an oil stain on the floor just below the computer.

  4.   Number key pad only goes up to two.

  5.   Password is "WillieG".

  6.   The mouse is referred to as "the Rat".

  7.   There is a Skoal can mounted in the CD-ROM drive.

  8.   Expansion slots have Genuine Harley-Davidson bike parts installed in them.

  9.   The keyboard is mounted at the level of the user's chin and his seat tilts backward -- ape-hanger keyboard!

    And the Number 1 sign that a computer is owned by a Harley rider:

  10.   A half-naked, big-breasted "Warrior Princess" and her tiger have been airbrushed onto the sides of the monitor!


Quotes for Today:

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
Albert Einstein 


Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.
 


Remember, people move in the direction of praise, while criticism usually doesn't produce much movement at all, except away from the critic.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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