Saturday 22nd September 2018 - 09:52:06 

Top 25 Sayings We’d Like To See On Those Inspitational Office Posters

 

- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.

- Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.

- Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.

- Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings...they did it by killing all those who opposed them.

- We put the "k" in "kwality."

- Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity.

- A person who smiles in the face of adversity probably has a scapegoat.

- If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos...then you probably haven't completely understood the situation.

- Plagiarism saves time.

- If at first you don't succeed, try management.

- Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.

- Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.

- The beatings will continue until morale improves.

- We waste time, so you don't have to.

- Hang in there--retirement is only thirty years away!

- Go the extra mile. It makes your boss look like an incompetent slacker.

- A snooze button is a poor substitute for no alarm clock at all.

- When the going gets tough, the tough take a coffee break.

- Indecision is the key to flexibility.

- Succeed in spite of management.

- Aim Low, Reach Your Goals, Avoid Disappointment.

- We waste more time by 9:30 in the morning than other companies do all day.

- You pretend to work, and we'll pretend to pay you.

- Work: It isn't just for sleeping anymore.


Courtesy of: bob from HAH

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Quotes for Today:

How did a fool and his money GET together?
 


I always look for a woman who has a tattoo. I see a woman with a tattoo and I'm thinking, okay, here's a gal who's capable of making a decision she'll regret in the future.
Richard Jeni  


I always turn to the sports page first. The sports page records people's accomplishments; the front page nothing but man's failure.
Chief Justice Earl Warren 

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