Saturday 18th August 2018 - 22:54:21 

Traditional Milking

 

Farmer Giles was milking his cow the good old fashioned way. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a fly flew into the barn and started buzzing around his head. Suddenly, the fly flew into the cow's ear.

Farmer Giles didn't think much about it until all of a sudden the fly squirted out into his bucket...

It went in one ear and out the udder.

Quotes for Today:

Interesting - I use a Mac to help me design the next Cray. Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) said when he was told that Apple Inc. had recently bought a Cray supercomputer to help them design the next Mac.
Seymoure Cray (1925-1996) 


Isn't having a smoking section in a restaurant like having a peeing section in a swimming pool?
 


It could be that the purpose of your life is only to serve as a warning to others.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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