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Triplets

 

Two mothers were talking about a third one who had just given birth to triplets.

"You know, that only happens one in twelve-thousand times?" said the one.

"Amazing! How did she ever find time to do any housework?"

Quotes for Today:

Men are like Snowstorms; You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
Serine 


Men show their characters in nothing more clearly than in what they think laughable.
Johann von Goethe 


More technology is not the answer. It is the problem.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

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