Friday 25th September 2020 - 21:59:36 

Try This To Get You Home?


Have you tried this to get you home

How freezing cold was it this morning?

I had to use my discount card to get the ice off my car windscreen.

Only got 10% off.


The RAC have recommended that when travelling in these severe weather conditions you should travel with a shovel, a blanket, food and drink and an emergency lantern.

I must have looked a right idiot on the bus this morning.


It was so cold here last Thursday that the flashers were describing themselves.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

Quotes for Today:

Life deals you a hand, play it the best you can. If you cant win with whats been given, you've gotta bluff it!

Life is a comedy to those who think, and a tragedy for those who feel.

Life may not be the party we hoped for, but while we are here we might as well dance

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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