Tuesday 15th June 2021 - 20:25:48 

Cheesy Jokes


What kind of cheese is the most dishonest?

How do they stack their cheese in Wales?

What cheese can you coax a bear out of a tree with?

What cheese do you build a sturdy castle out of?

what cheese can hide a horse?

What cheese is made backwards?

What cheese doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese

Did you hear about the explosion in the French cheese factory?
There was de brie everywhere.

What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?

What is the cheesiest metal festival in France called?

Why did the clown fall down without his cheese?
...because he forgot to get his Stilton!

What's a magicians favorite cheese?

How did the cheese monger paint his wife?
He Double Gloucester.


Quotes for Today:

I wept because I had no shoes, until I saw someone who had no feet.
Ancient Persioan saying 

I would advise anyone not to have sex before marriage as you might be late for the wedding.

I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible.

Build your own satellite and have it launched into Space.

AmbaSat-1 is a tiny Space satellite kit that you launch yourself

The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

You only live once!   So make sure you spend 15 hours on the internet everyday, seeking validation from strangers.

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