Cheesy Jokes
What kind of cheese is the most dishonest?
...Lychees!
How do they stack their cheese in Wales?
Caerphilly
What cheese can you coax a bear out of a tree with?
Camembert
What cheese do you build a sturdy castle out of?
Roquefort
what cheese can hide a horse?
mascarpone
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam
What cheese doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese
Did you hear about the explosion in the French cheese factory?
There was de brie everywhere.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
Halloumi
What is the cheesiest metal festival in France called?
Roquefort
Why did the clown fall down without his cheese?
...because he forgot to get his Stilton!
What's a magicians favorite cheese?
CHEDDAR!!!
How did the cheese monger paint his wife?
He Double Gloucester.
...Lychees!
How do they stack their cheese in Wales?
Caerphilly
What cheese can you coax a bear out of a tree with?
Camembert
What cheese do you build a sturdy castle out of?
Roquefort
what cheese can hide a horse?
mascarpone
What cheese is made backwards?
Edam
What cheese doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese
Did you hear about the explosion in the French cheese factory?
There was de brie everywhere.
What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
Halloumi
What is the cheesiest metal festival in France called?
Roquefort
Why did the clown fall down without his cheese?
...because he forgot to get his Stilton!
What's a magicians favorite cheese?
CHEDDAR!!!
How did the cheese monger paint his wife?
He Double Gloucester.