Sunday 19th August 2018 - 20:49:36 

Cheesy Jokes

 

What kind of cheese is the most dishonest?
...Lychees!



How do they stack their cheese in Wales?
Caerphilly



What cheese can you coax a bear out of a tree with?
Camembert



What cheese do you build a sturdy castle out of?
Roquefort



what cheese can hide a horse?
mascarpone



What cheese is made backwards?
Edam



What cheese doesn't belong to you?
Nacho cheese



Did you hear about the explosion in the French cheese factory?
There was de brie everywhere.



What did the cheese say when it looked in the mirror?
Halloumi



What is the cheesiest metal festival in France called?
Roquefort



Why did the clown fall down without his cheese?
...because he forgot to get his Stilton!



What's a magicians favorite cheese?
CHEDDAR!!!



How did the cheese monger paint his wife?
He Double Gloucester.


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Quotes for Today:

I wept because I had no shoes, until I saw someone who had no feet.
Ancient Persioan saying 


I would advise anyone not to have sex before marriage as you might be late for the wedding.
 


I'd like to grow very old as slowly as possible.
 

This can save your bacon

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The idea is to die young as late as possible

Don't worry about old age, it doesn't last that long.

Every now and then I throw in one of those typos to see who's paying attention :-)

Give me the grace to see a joke, to get some humor out of life and smiling it on to other folk.

Have a great Day and Laugh, "Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many".

We try to bust a gut with our funny, Yo Mama, Redneck, lawyer, animal, relationship and crap jokes.

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