Two Guys In A Bar Are Talking About Their Wives.
"My wife is mad at me again," says the first.
"Why"?
"I was legless at the bar across the street last night and she came looking for me".
"What'd you do"?
"I asked her for her phone number".
"Why"?
"I was legless at the bar across the street last night and she came looking for me".
"What'd you do"?
"I asked her for her phone number".